Some Funny Status

Nowadays many people like to speak with different types of utterances while talking to others. At the same time, it is very difficult to come up with many types of status. Mostly Every People like to Change their Status Day by Day, So that I have collect different of funny status for you in this post. You can messages your friend or give status on your social media and also can share this quotes as your needed.

Everything Happens For A Reason. But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision.

Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can’T Laugh At Yourself, Call Me….I’Ll Laugh At You.

When I Text You A Massive Paragraph And You Reply 40 Minutes Late With ” K “….Are You Asking To Be Punched ?

I Wish Falling In Love Has Traffic Light Too, So That I Would Know If I Should Go For It, Slow Down, Or Just Stop.

When You’Are Stressed, You Eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why ? Because Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.

Whenever I Have A Panic Attach I Put A Brown Paper Big Over My Mouth…And Drink All Of The Vodka Inside It Seems To Help.

I Changes My Password To “Incorrect” So Whenever I Forget What It Is, The Computer Will Say ” Your Password Is Incorrect “.

When I Call My Parents & They Don’T Answer It’S No Big Deal But When They Call Me & I Don’T Answer Its Like To World War Iii.

People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That An Overdose Can Cause One’S Ass Too Fall Off.

Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else, Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate.

Cell Phones These Days Keep Getting Thinner & Smarter. People The Opposite.

I Don’T Always Get Asked Out On A Date. But When I Do….It’S On April 1St.

I Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Reach The Remote Without Getting Up.

I Wasn’T Mad. But Now That You Asked Me 7 Times If I’M Mad…Yes, I’M Mad !

The Word ” Studying ” Was Made Up Of Two Words Originally ” Students Dying “.

Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed ?

I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.

I’M Super Lazy Today !! Which Is Like Normal Lazy, But I’M Also Wearing A Cape.

During The Day, I Don’T Believe In Ghosts. Ar Night I’M Little More Open-Minded.

That Moment When You Miss One Step On The Stairs & You Think You’Re About To Die.